I Don’t Have Time
My song ‘o the week is "She Didn’t Have Time" by Terri Clark. Click the link to see the video! It’s very necessary! The song is about a mother. Her man left her, but she was so busy with her baby that she didn’t have time to cry about it. Then her friends tell her to go out and meet men, but she doesn’t have time because her kid has ballet lessons and t-ball practice. Luckily, things turn up for the woman, but I’m not going to spoil it for you!
If you missed "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic," it’s out on DVD now! Brian bought it last night. It was almost as funny the second time as the first. My new favorite comic, though, is Nikki Glaser from Last Comic Standing (there’s another video for ya!). She didn’t make the house, but she’s the bomb. She even left me a myspace comment. Let me tell you that getting a myspace comment from even the most minor celebrity is like being touched by an angel.
So, I saw the Bangles at LA Pride last Saturday. They sang all of their hits, of which I knew three, plus a bunch of crappy song. I was a little disappointed twice during the show. First, they cut the whistling from "Walk Like an Egyptian." What the fuck!!! I had my lips all moist and ready to whistle, and they just skipped it! Then, when they sang "Eternal Flame," Susanna proved herself no longer able to hit the notes. Now when Britney has to adjust songs because she can’t sing the high notes live, I give her slack because she’s Britney. Susanna ain’t got no excuse. All in all, though, I’m glad I got to see them.
Speaking of minor celebrities, there was some minor gay celeb at the concert. I saw some fan go up and take a photo with him, but none of us could recognize who the hell he was. He walked by us at one point. At the same instant, White Michael tickled Asian Michael from behind, and AM squealed. Well, the gay celeb thought he was the reason for the squeal and gave AM a quick hug to thank him for being a fan then he shuffled away. We never found out who that guy was.
The highlight of the weekend was Sunday’s trip to Six Flags Magic Mountain. SFMM has more coasters than any other Six Flags, and we went on nearly every one multiple times. We bought VIP passes so that we could take the back entrance to the rides (how fitting for a group of gays). The best rides were definitely X, Riddler’s Revenge, and Tatsu (for your FYI). Wonder Woman took a picture with us!
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:50 am
Squeal! hehe, my nickname in my fraternity in college (a co-ed national service fraternity, ie. not a real frat) was Squeal.
Yea, that guy kinda looked like David Hasselhoff but gayer.