Haters!
Fuck y’all haters!!
I’m going to LA in a little while to get my LA Pride on!! The Bangles are performing tonight so I’m practicing my Egyptian Walk. Actually, my people probably taught the Egyptians how to walk like that when they were forcing us to build their damn pyramids. Thank goodness Moses finally got us out!
What’s really exciting about this weekend is that I’m going to 6 Flags Magic Mountain on Sunday!! My friend JP is dancing at a festival there, and Brian and I are planning on going on every single (good) ride there. Apparently it has more rollercoasters than Cedar Point, and there’s a new one that simulates flying. I went there once as a kid, and my dad and I waited an hour and a half for each ride. Apparently the new ride has waits of up to FOUR hours! Ah hell no!! We might splurge on VIP passes and tell those fools in line to kiss it!
