My Mom is Norma Rae!
Check out this article in the SF Chronicle! There’s a quote from my mom, Anita. She has been part of the fight against Wal-Mart coming to my hometown of Hercules, CA for a long time now, and it looks like they’ve won! Shout out to my girl, Emily, who also fought for Hercules!
So Taylor won idol. Boooo!! I was rooting for Kat, but only half-heartedly since she was really stinking up the room these past few weeks with her lackluster performances. She started out so strong…what happened, girl?? Anyway, did anyone see Meatloaf sing with her last night? He sucked so bad. I saw a lesbian sing that song at Bourbon Street karaoke a few weeks ago, and she blew those two out of the water. I guess Meatloaf can’t sing anymore. It’s too bad because one of my favorite songs of all time is "I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That," and now I’ll never get to see him sing it live…well. At least I’ll always be able to revisit him as the cranky bus driver in "SpiceWorld" in which he delivers a heartfelt monologue about fixing a toilet.
Speaking of the Spice Girls, Geri (Ginger) had a baby! Bluebell Madonna is her name. She hasn’t said much about her babydaddy, but there is some speculation that he’s a nobody screenwriter. But, and this is big news, Baby and Sporty Spice both came to her shower. Do I smell a reunion tour!?!?
So, it’s May, but summer school has already started. Luckily it’s over in a little more than a month then the living will be easy.
I just discovered that my girl, Raven, used to be roommates with my other girl, Lindsay Lohan. Apparently Raven bought a place on Sunset, and Lindsay paid rent, but only stayed there for three nights over a 14-month period. I know what you’re thinking, but Lindsay was not hoeing it up, she was just filming a bunch of movies on location. Once, Lindsay came home unexpectedly in the middle of the night, and Raven almost hit her with a vase because she thought she was an intruder. Moral of the story: never enter someones home without announcing yourself.
