Disabled Blog
This blog entry is coming to you from the disabled-priority mac at the SDSU lab! I have so much space! The added excitement is that at any moment I may have to end this post unedited should a disabled person come limping over. I can say that because I broke my toe once and had to limp around on crutches for over a month! On a side note, since "Stick It" is coming out this weekend, and everyone has gymnastics fever, I’m convinced that my Olympic dream was shattered the moment my big toe made contact with and broke my uncle’s chair. I was never the same.
Someone broke into the restaurant I work at the other night. She (I assume it’s a woman) didn’t get much money, but she did steal a bottle of Asian vodka…or so she thought. There was a display bottle of the vodka on the bar, but, a few months ago we ran out of vodka so we used up the display bottle. Then we refilled the bottle with water and put it back on the bar. Can you just imagine the bandit meeting up with her posse and pouring a round of screwdrivers made with 3-month-old tap water. Hah! Or what if she wanted to be all fancy and put the bottle in the freezer to chill. That shit was filled to the top and would freeze and explode all over the other, probably stolen, contents of her freezer. In either case, she will learn her lesson. Oh, and even though there are hundreds of bums in downtown SD, we know that the culprit was not a bum because none of the cakes, pastries, quiches, or other goodies were touched.
It’s everyone’s God-given right, to follow their dreamz. American Dreamz, dreamz with a z. (Ooh, someone just gave me a coupon for a free burrito!) That movie was pretty damn good. For my taste it was a little too much political satire and a not enough of Mandy Moore singing and lip-acting. I swear to God, one reviewer makes a comment about her lip-acting (in "Chasing Liberty"), and she gives it up completely. A little lip goes a long way, Mandy! Bring it back! Check out this contest and pick your favorite amateur chanteuse of the AD theme song.
I think I’ll pass on the burrito. The coupon says "must participate in student promotion, it only takes 2 minutes." What the hell is that? A survey? I guess I’ll find out if I go over there, but I may never k n o w.
