Charlie’s Blog

I just ate a bunch of dates and bananas at Whole Foods. Dates are so mysterious. I ate a banana then a few dates then another banana. The first banana was delicious and full of flavor while the second one taste like cardboard! It was the dates! That’s okay, though, because the best is to shove both a date and a piece of banana in my mouth and chew them together. You don’t believe me? Try it yourself!

Happy Veterans Day! The worst thing about Veterans Day is that Dear Abby always forgoes giving advice for the day and instead writes a boring column about veterans. Thank God for Miss Manners! Today a man wrote in because his ex-fiancee wouldn’t give back the many pieces of diamond jewelry he had given her. Miss Manners said that a lady never accepts diamonds from anyone but her husband and that, since the ex-fiancee was obviously not a lady, he shouldn’t hold his breath while waiting for her to return them. You know what, I like Miss Manners better than Dear Abby… she really tells people about themselves.

I actually wrote a lengthy blog post last night that was erased by a Friendster malfunction! In it there was a shout out to Phil who came to SD and was nice enough to fix my computer. That’s right… this post is coming live from my bedroom, no more typing the floor of the living room.

Oh, join me in my ebags boycott! Those fools let me order a backpack that wasn’t in stock! They offered me a lame coupon for a different bag, but I’m going to continue to suffer with my current bag.

The weekend is here! I’m hoping to see the Sarah Silverman movie, as well as a gay speaker at the Jewish Book Fair. J*Pride!

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