I Said I want HONEY
My Potato Salad a la Charlie was a big hit at the gay vegetarian potluck! I was so surprised!
Before that, I went to my funk class at the East Village Crunch. It was pretty fun, but I kept tripping over my feet. Then I had a flashback to my Crunch funk class in Chicago. There was a regular in that class who looked and danced just like Jessica Alba in Honey, and she always chewed gum while she danced. I always wanted to try that, hoping that the chewing would relax my mind so that my body could just do the steps naturally. SO, today I desperately wanted to try some gum, but I didn’t have any. Then I got the bright idea to chew on a paper towel. It worked! I automatically started dancing more smoothly and perfectly. Then, the teacher came up to me and asked if I had gum. He told me to get rid of it which I did. Later, I decided I’d try hiding it so I got more paper towel and chewed it when he wasn’t looking. Of course, he caught me and said "don’t chew gum in my class." It felt like Jr. High! I tried telling myself that he just didn’t want me to choke, but I’m not that much of a saint. I wanted to tell him about Honey, and I tried to explain how it helped me, but he wasn’t having it.
My paper didn’t get stolen today. It did yesterday, but not today! The daughter of the CEO of Coach got married.
